male friend:
justine, most guys aren't dorky and neurotic like me.
me: i would like to become a mother
male friend: most of them are sharks.
me: sharks?haha
male friend: yes. sharks.
san jose sharks if you will.

comment: thanks, for the local ref. impressive for a philly boy.
i say: WOO SHARKS!! i wanna go to another game.

female friend: every guy friend i hang out with wants to hook up :/ I mean sort of good like I really like making out with them I just don't want to have sex with all my friends

comment: that was unintentionally hilarious.
i say: i could never.

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Authorjustine lee