today i had an idea for an online service and wanted to see if something like it existed. i googled "where birthday" (i know, not very descriptive) and this was the top story. OK so, i had no idea biebs had a girlfriend. this changes everything. he may very well be sexually active. why do i care? well, whenever i hear him sing "baby" (ft. ludacris), on average once a month, i immediately want to be his mother and best friend and protect him from the cruel world and teach him what it is to love. selena seems like a sweet enough girl, but everyone knows one of them is going to get hurt in the end, and i really hope it's not my biebs.
my maternal instinct is out of control.