testing my logic, player knowledge, and my command of the English language. 

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  • mom: is pablo sandoval wounded? or is it injured? can i use the word wounded?
  • me: no

  • mom: he's pretty cute, huh? (about madison bumgarner) 
  • me: yeah, but he's kerr's age. (my brother's age)
  • mom: what?!?!  
  • me: it's probably just the facial hair. he's also the pitcher.
  • mom: oh, so that's why he's hot.  all pitchers are pretty cute, right?
  • me: um, no.

  • mom: is buster really his name?! why would his father do that?! 
  • me: yes, that's his real name! he's from the South.
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Authorjustine lee