testing my logic, player knowledge, and my command of the English language.
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- mom: is pablo sandoval wounded? or is it injured? can i use the word wounded?
- me: no
- mom: he's pretty cute, huh? (about madison bumgarner)
- me: yeah, but he's kerr's age. (my brother's age)
- mom: what?!?!
- me: it's probably just the facial hair. he's also the pitcher.
- mom: oh, so that's why he's hot. all pitchers are pretty cute, right?
- me: um, no.
- mom: is buster really his name?! why would his father do that?!
- me: yes, that's his real name! he's from the South.